10 Best Horse Jokes That Are Sure To Make You Laugh

Check out these equestrian jokes for some unbridled laughs. Horse jokes are guaranteed to brighten anyone’s day. Here are our top ten:

1. Q: What do you call an Amish guy with his hand in a horse’s mouth?
   A: A mechanic.
2. A talking horse walks into a bar and asks, “Are you hiring?” The manager says, “Sorry, why don’t you try the circus?” The horse replies, “Why would the circus need a bartender?”
3. Did you hear about the man who was hospitalized with six plastic horses inside him? The doctor described his condition as stable.
4. Q: What did the horse say when it fell?
   A: “I’ve fallen and I can’t giddyup!”
5. A guy sees a sign that reads, “Talking Horse for Sale.” Intrigued, he walks up to the stable to check it out. He asks the horse what he has done with his life, and the horse answers that he has done incredible things. But the owner says, “Because he’s a liar! He never did any of that!”
6. Q: What does it mean if you find a horseshoe?
   A: Some poor horse is walking around in his socks.
7. A pony goes to the doctor and tells him, “Doc, I think I’m dying. I have this terrible sore throat.” The doctor assures him, “It’s okay—you’re just a little horse.”
8. A horse sits down in a movie theater, and the woman next to him asks, “Excuse me… are you a horse?”
   “Why yes, I am,” replies the horse.
   “What are you doing at this movie?” says the woman
   The horse says, “I really liked the book.”
9. Q: You’re riding a horse full speed, there’s a giraffe right beside you, and a lion nipping at your heels. What do you do?
   A: Get off the carousel and sober up.
10. A Desperado rides into town and finds his horse has been stolen. He fires a round into the piano and says, “I’m gonna have one more beer, and if my horse ain’t back where I left him when I’m done, I’ll do here what I had to do in Houston.” Lucky for them all, when he steps outside again, his horse has been returned. As the Desperado saddles up, a local can’t help but ask, “Sir, what exactly was it you had to do in Houston?” The Desperado narrows his eyes and hisses at the man, “I had to walk home.”

Source:  Readers Digest.  We hope you enjoyed these equestrian gags!  Please spread the laughter and Share them with your friends on Facebook!